Pick out your tie

Lift the collar

Make sure the fatter end is on the right and then wrap the tie around your neck

Place the skinny end of the tie right above your belly button

Wrap the skinny end under the fat end and to the right

Wrap the fat end underneath and to the right and then over to the left

Bring the tie up into the neck loop at the top

Bring the fat end down through the loop you just made in the front

Pull down on the fat end to tighten and slide the knot to adjust

Don't forget to pull down your collar

Here is what the finishing product should look like