STEPS
TOOLS
The train has arrived! Your lonely waiting hours are over
Enter
A seat! It's your lucky day. Move quickly
Make yourself comfortable
Stare awkwardly at the lady opposite
Wait patiently and gracefull
Stand up - check you have your bag and that the man next to you does not have your wallet
Leave in an orderly manner
Great success!
1.0 Oyster card
 Spirit of abalone
 Sense of waffle iron
 Limitless pale ale
 Dab of gumbo
 Sprinkle of saccharin
 School of fava beans
 Murder of crab legs
 Bushel of Cabernet Sauvignon
 Large swathes of baba ghanoush
 A litany of rabbits
 Various Sablefish
 A heavy dose of absinthe
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