How to sit on the tube

Sit on the Tube

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The train has arrived! Your lonely waiting hours are over

The train has arrived! Your lonely waiting hours are over

Enter

Enter

A seat! It's your lucky day. Move quickly

A seat! It's your lucky day. Move quickly

Make yourself comfortable

Stare awkwardly at the lady opposite

Stare awkwardly at the lady opposite

Wait patiently and gracefull

Wait patiently and gracefull

Stand up - check you have your bag and that the man next to you does not have your wallet

Stand up - check you have your bag and that the man next to you does not have your wallet

Leave in an orderly manner

Leave in an orderly manner

Great success!

Great success!

  • 1.0 Oyster card
  • Spirit of abalone
  • Sense of waffle iron
  • Limitless pale ale
  • Dab of gumbo
  • Sprinkle of saccharin
  • School of fava beans
  • Murder of crab legs
  • Bushel of Cabernet Sauvignon
  • Large swathes of baba ghanoush
  • A litany of rabbits
  • Various Sablefish
  • A heavy dose of absinthe
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