How to relax

First step: Acquire homework (e.g. Find the homework) that is due in a while (any day other than tomorrow). Homework that you can put off (or at least you tell yourself this).

Second step: Loose that homework. If it isn't due today it doesn't matter.

Step three: Mooch for as long as you can get away with it or until you get bored. During this time I suggest playing games on your phone/ipad.

Visit Facebook/tumblr/twitter/whatever. When you find nothing visit the fridge and eat any yummy stuff. Return to mooching position.

Play more games/read. Check sites mentioned before. When you find nothing again, check the kitchen. As you ate any yummy stuff a short while ago, there will be nothing.

Try writing a book, playing old/new random board games or constructing things by yourself. Use this time do do things that you haven't been bothered to do for years (as long as it isn't work).

Have a bath. And a shower. Then moan to parents/friends about how there's no food/nothing to do. Return to mooching.

Try looking up new internet memes, funny cat photos or pictures of celebrities. If you choose to look up attractive celebrities remember this will cause you to realise just how unattractive you are.

When you start getting really bored, try to hug your pet. If this happens, good for you. If not, (because your pet is an antisocial loser who does not appreciate awesomeness) try bribing them.

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Hopefully this will show good results.

Wow, has the time gone that fast? Yippee, you've wasted an entire day!