Okayyy let's start by staring out the window...
Next you can take a nap in your comfy bed :)
Once you wake up, play temple run!
Then go online and order/admire some TOMS.
Then read the hunger games books and think of how peeta really ought to marry you <3
Now, you may examine your algebra homework and postpone starting on it again. Bored? Repeat steps 1-5 :)
As you can see, procrastination is so much fun and everything else that you should be doing is not. So don't start today!
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