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This is a wall. A plain wall. A simple wall. This wall does not want for much. It is content in its natural habitat. It performs it's noble task on this earth with all it's heart.
This is a person. This person is elegant. This person is interesting. This person wants to make a difference in the world. It wants to change the way society is built. It wants to create beauty.
This is the part of the wall that is flawed. This is the part of the wall that makes the wall feel self conscious and embarrassed. These are the blemishes in it's pristine existence.
These are the supplies the human must use in order to save the wall. 1: wilderness survival book in case of emergency. 2:TV remote to turn the tv off. 3: deodorant for smelly armpits.4: Safety Glasses
Step 1: the human must don the safety glasses and assume a position of manliness; The jaw must be firmly set and the expression must be one of intensity. This is to insure that confidence is high.
This is the bed that sits in very close proximity to the walls blemishes. The bed often feels uncomfortable because it feels like it aught to inform the wall that it aught to get straightened up.
Dah dah da dun dun dun!! The camera begins to slowly zoom in closer.
Pow! This is the human in full throttle, approaching the wall with a sense of urgency and practicality. The wall see's him and acknowledges him with a short yet meaningful "g'day mate".
This is the hand in direct proximity to the largest and most unsightly blemish. The tension builds, the human can hear his heartbeat..boom.....ba boom....
This is the wilderness survival guide being quickly consulted in order to insure that all the safety guidelines are being followed. One can never be to careful. Crustaceans?
Boom!
Pow!
Ghuggga chugs sluuuuurpppoosss!!!
This is the wall as it's mangled entrails continue to fall out of their initial form. A gruesome yet beautiful sight. For some, this scene may raise questions about paint peeling, for others, it won't
This is the wall. The humans job has been done. It has succeeded in peeling the paint in a meaningful way, while the trustworthy wall beneath, even while in pain, loved ever second of the excursion.