How to pack lamp shades when moving

Supplies: a goat, a fur coat, and a willing friend

First you have to ask a willing friend to help you

Second you need to put the goat on a leash

Third you need to put the fur coat on your friend - it's cold right? Obviously it's winter -- otherwise why would you need a lamp? Duh!

Here is where the magic happens - you have your friend with a fur coat on, and following a goat on a leash. With their incredible memories the goat will get you back to your new home easily!

(Oh I forgot to mention you have to walk the goat at least once from your new home to your old home.)

Next you put the lampshade on your friend's head.

This is why the whole thing is cool: Reason 1 it's cold - and with the lamp shade, your friend's head stays warm.

Reason 2 your friend is wearing fur, he stays totally warm - that was a classy move ;) Go you!

Reason 3 your goat sees the friend wearing fur - what does the goat know? He knows your friend means businesses!

So - in the end - your goat leads your friend on a trust walk (nearly blindfolded by the lamp shade) to your new place, decked out in fur (this is freaking awesome) led by a goat. True story.