How to open an awesome team fortress 2 action figure

First, take a knife and apply firm pressure along a seem of the packaging.

After failed attempt, move on to a less dramatic tool, like a pair of scissors.

Once thoroughly dulling your good pair of scissors, stab the plastic a few times in frustration.

Take a moment to realize that stabbing was a bad idea. Some breakage may occur.

Grab a can opener after reading it is a great tool to open plastic packaging.

Learn first hand that a dull can opener will only crimp the plastic, creating a better seal.

Grab the only mangled open edge you were able to create, and pull in a fit of rage.

Success! Enjoy your new Demoman figure as the painful reminders on your hands heal. *note: it is quite normal to weep and shutter you realize there are 8 more figures coming soon. Thanks for reading