CATS! They are EVERYWHERE!! And their only purpose is to enslave us. Their main technique: making us pet them. BUT NOT ANYMORE! This guide will lead you in the road to recovery from cat-slavery.

$This cat's name is Salvator Dal\u00ed. He's a Maine Coon. He's demanding and sends mind waves from his spleen, asking to be petted. But you can defeat HIM and any of his ilk.$

This cat's name is Salvator Dalí. He's a Maine Coon. He's demanding and sends mind waves from his spleen, asking to be petted. But you can defeat HIM and any of his ilk.

My secret lies in thinking anything but petting the cat. Sounds easy, but cats are tricky & when less you expect it, BOOM! Petting on. When you see a cat, repeat: I won't pet the cat, no matter what!

How to not pet a cat

NOT Pet a Cat