First, you get a lovely piece of any breaded item.
Then, you place them in the toaster oven.
As you wait for your life to be complete, think about America, such a wonderful land of freedom and toast.
Soon, in the land of the free and the home of the bread, let the warmth of the toaster warm your heart.
As the sweet aroma of hot bread arises, you will soon remember all the great moments in your life, so relive those moments by dressing in a halloween costume.
While you're in your Halloween costume, mine's of course Superman, your toast arises like a Phoenix out of the ashes.
Just look at it. LOOK. That's toast dear boy, and you're on your way now.
ENJOY your delicious bread!
- Halloween Costume