How to make siri say funny things

"Will you marry me Siri?"

"I need to urinate."

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

"What's your favorite color?"

I'm drunk Who's your daddy? What's the best smartphone? Why am I here? What do you look like? You should go on a diet

Where do babies come from? Talk dirty to me What are you wearing? Tell me a story LOL