How to make peppermint patties

Make Peppermint Patties

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You should always have a good song playing.

Put the same amount as one thousand sweet corn kernels of C12H22O11.

Put the same amount as one thousand sweet corn kernels of C12H22O11.

The measure 4oz of C6H12O6+H2O.

The measure 4oz of C6H12O6+H2O.

And 1/4tsp of KC4H5O6

And 1/4tsp of KC4H5O6

Add 4oz of lactose.

Add 4oz of lactose.

Turn on burner

Turn on burner

Stir constantly.

Stir constantly.

Bring to a boil

Bring to a boil

And cover for 3 minutes. Do not stir! Uncover and heat it to 243 degrees.

And cover for 3 minutes. Do not stir! Uncover and heat it to 243 degrees.

Let it cool. And then beat until creamy. Mine turned brown because it cooked a little too long.

Let it cool. And then beat until creamy. Mine turned brown because it cooked a little too long.

Add 1/4tsp of mentha piperita and beat it in as well.

Add 1/4tsp of mentha piperita and beat it in as well.

Get a tablespoon measure.

Get a tablespoon measure.

Cover a cookie sheet with wax paper.

Cover a cookie sheet with wax paper.

Scoop them out

Scoop them out

And put them in the fridge to harden.

And put them in the fridge to harden.

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While you're waiting for them to harden head on over to Tim Hortons and get some superb coffee. as a plus you'll get asked out by Ben, the window guy. Hot diggity damn.

While you're waiting for them to harden head on over to Tim Hortons and get some superb coffee. as a plus you'll get asked out by Ben, the window guy. Hot diggity damn.

Once you get home and stop laughing your ass off from previous events. It's time to melt some chocolate.

Once you get home and stop laughing your ass off from previous events. It's time to melt some chocolate.

Cover the mint patties with chocolate.

Cover the mint patties with chocolate.

An bam! You are done! Just wait for the chocolate to harden.

An bam! You are done! Just wait for the chocolate to harden.

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Enjoy while you admire my beautiful, signed StarWars posters..

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Let it sink in.. Ahhhhhh.. Beauty... I have all six, but the other two got cut off..

  • 2.0c Sugar.
  • 1/4c Corn syrup-light
  • 1/4c Milk
  • 1/4tsp Cream of tartar
  • 1/4tsp Oil of peppermint