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First, go out and shoot an owl.. Just kidding!

First, go out and shoot an owl.. Just kidding!

Put brown sugar and shortening in your bowl

Put brown sugar and shortening in your bowl

Stir until FLUFFY!

Stir until FLUFFY!

Add crunchy peanut butter

Add crunchy peanut butter

And vanilla.. It's gonna shank you!

And vanilla.. It's gonna shank you!

Throw your egg in there as well

Throw your egg in there as well

Mix. I think somebody wants some..

Mix. I think somebody wants some..

Add heroin and crack mix.. (Flour and baking powder)

Add heroin and crack mix.. (Flour and baking powder)

Stirrrrrrrr

Stirrrrrrrr

Get your big ass bag of oats..

Get your big ass bag of oats..

Add to mix

Add to mix

Once again, stir..

Once again, stir..

Divide dough in half

Divide dough in half

Add 3tbs of cocoa

Add 3tbs of cocoa

And 1tbs of canola oil

And 1tbs of canola oil

Add to one half of the mix

Add to one half of the mix

Grab wax paper

Grab wax paper

With other half, smash out into a rectangle

With other half, smash out into a rectangle

Like so.

Like so.

So have the chocolate mix and

So have the chocolate mix and

Roll it out so it is the size of the rectangle

Roll it out so it is the size of the rectangle

Place it in the middle.. It looks like a turd..

Place it in the middle.. It looks like a turd..

Take the wax paper and fold the outside layer around the turd.

Take the wax paper and fold the outside layer around the turd.

Pinch it

Pinch it

Fold it all up

Fold it all up

And put it in the fridge

And put it in the fridge

So I had the chocolate on the outside of this one, obviously take out of the fridge

So I had the chocolate on the outside of this one, obviously take out of the fridge

Slice it about a 1/2 inch

Slice it about a 1/2 inch

Like that

Like that

Pinch the flatter side

Pinch the flatter side

Like that

Like that

Add the cashew on as the noes

Add the cashew on as the noes

And chocolate chips for the eyes

And chocolate chips for the eyes

Put them on the cookie tray

Put them on the cookie tray

And in to the oven

And in to the oven

For 10-15 min at 350

For 10-15 min at 350

There ya go! Enjoy!

  • 1.0c Brown sugar
  • 2/3c Shortening
  • 1.0 Egg
  • 1.0c Crunchy peanut butter
  • 1.0tsp Vanilla extract
  • 1/2c Flour
  • 1.0tsp Baking powder
  • 1.0c Oats
  • Chocolate chips
  • Cashews