How to make no bake cookies

Warning: once again the person making this guide is drunk as a skunk, so bear with me.. I will try to not start typing in a different language..

Get your shit together!

Put butter, leche, azúcar, and cocoa in pot over med. heat.

Mixty mixity mix mix..

Put heat on high.

Bubbles!! Don't touch them.. They're hot... Just like you.. Yes.. You.. Oh wait, no the other one.. Sorry.. Maybe next time, hon..

Once it starts boiling let it get excited for about one minute.

Remove from heat

Add oats and nut butter. And mix it around..

Here comes the airplane... Open up! Zoooooom

Open!

Eat it, dammit, eat it!!

Fine! I'll just spoon with the wax paper.