Shallots, large and small. See 80's shite tv show Size Small's theme song for melodic inspiration.

Fry them, chopped in some oil.

This mango was a bit too ripe for my liking. A greener one would have been better. Yet somehow I don't feel the need to apologize to you about it, seeing as I was the one to eat it. Chill out.

Lobbed into pot.

I didn't have a fresh tomato (as I don't often) and was sick and didn't want to walk two blocks to the store, so I used a cup of the tomato juice I had just opened.

Because I was sick I was trying to make a Super Healthy- thus turmeric root chopped. Don't pull that bioavailability line on me about it needing to be in a pill, that' s a load of hooey.

Coconut milk makes everything better. Even death. I would volunteer to drown in this stuff.

Add it all to the pot and swirl & twirl. Swirl & Twirl was a fundraiser for Capital Pride in Ottawa YEARS ago and not that it is a good name but damn if it didn't stick in my head. I say it often now.

Some spices.

A big lumpy wad of each

Soft-boil some eggs

This is what we're working with at this time. In the pot.

Dried chilies in everything.

I peeled the soft-boiled eggs and plopped them into the pot so they could firm up just a bit more.

Serve in small bowls.

I wanted this hotter so I threw in some chopped mixed pickle. I LOVE this kind called Post Ixposure Prophylaxis or PIP for short. Basically you take this for 4 weeks after a risky sexual event.

I forgot to take a pic before I started scarfing this down. Oops. Chopped parsley and cilantro and naan on the side. Yummmmmmmmm. Stay safe!