How to make jolly rancher vodka

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This is the recipe and supplies for each 1l bottle of Absolut vodka you wanna make. A normal bag of Jolly Ranchers have 5 flavors, that's why, I making 5 bottles of Absolut vodka, one per each flavor.

You need aprox. 12 Jolly Rancher candies per each 250 ml of vodka. In this recipe I'm actually using a higher rate, but that's because I wanna a vodka with a lot of flavor.

You need, of course, a huge bag of candies. This one it's the bigger I manage to find in Costco.

You need, of course, a huge bag of candies. This one it's the bigger I manage to find in Costco.

I like the Absolut vodka, because it has a huge neck and the candy fit very easily.

I like the Absolut vodka, because it has a huge neck and the candy fit very easily.

The first step it's to separate the Jolly Ranchers by flavor.

The first step it's to separate the Jolly Ranchers by flavor.

Now you choose which flavor you wanna do first.

Now you choose which flavor you wanna do first.

Extract 160 ml from the 1,000 ml of the Absolut vodka bottle, this is because you need to open room for the volume of the Jolly Ranchers candies.

Extract 160 ml from the 1,000 ml of the Absolut vodka bottle, this is because you need to open room for the volume of the Jolly Ranchers candies.

This is aprox. how the 1,000 ml Absolut vodka bottle look after extract the 160 ml.

This is aprox. how the 1,000 ml Absolut vodka bottle look after extract the 160 ml.

Start open the envelops of the Jolly Ranchers candies and dropping them inside of the bottle by the neck.

Start open the envelops of the Jolly Ranchers candies and dropping them inside of the bottle by the neck.

This is what 50 Jolly Ranchers candies look inside.

This is what 50 Jolly Ranchers candies look inside.

Another picture of 50 Jolly Ranchers candies already inside.

Another picture of 50 Jolly Ranchers candies already inside.

Sometimes the Jolly Ranchers candies get sticky and stuck in the neck of the bottle, I use the reverse of a spoon to with delicacy push them inside.

Sometimes the Jolly Ranchers candies get sticky and stuck in the neck of the bottle, I use the reverse of a spoon to with delicacy push them inside.

This is aprox. how the volume of 50 Jolly Ranchers candies look inside a 1,000 bottle of Absolut vodka with just 860 ml of alcohol.

This is aprox. how the volume of 50 Jolly Ranchers candies look inside a 1,000 bottle of Absolut vodka with just 860 ml of alcohol.

After aprox. between 48 and 72 hours this is how your bottles should look like.

Watermelon.

Watermelon.

Cherry.

Cherry.

Apple.

Apple.

Blueberry.

Blueberry.

Grape.

Grape.

  • 1.0l Absolut vodka
  • 50.0 Jolly Ranchers per flavor
  • 250.0c Graduated Cub
  • 1.0l Empty Glass Bottle