How to make homemade vanilla bean coffee creamer, yo!

Get yo shizz together

Open the sweetened condensed milk! I had to buy mine in Spain because I moved here, so I'm hoping it was sweetened! Either way it turned out stinkin delicious so I must have done something okay

Pour it into the jar or bottle. Nuff said

Then, add yo milk!

This is just a picture of what it looks like after you add all the milk. I'm sorry this step is so bland

Next, get yo' vanilla bean and cut off the ends! It is preferred if you do it on a Mickey Mouse plate, but if you only have a Phineas and Ferb plate, then that is also acceptable

The vanilla bean is kind of tricky, but it's stinkin fun so who cares. You're aiming to get the thousands of little seeds out of the inside so the best way is to just slice it down the middle & scrape

Then just scrape that delicious goodness into the jar and you're golden, pony boy

And shake it like a Polaroid picture (Or you can choose to shake that money maker, if you prefer)

It's...just...so...good. Also, feel free to add other flavors to the milk mixture, such as almond extract, hazelnut, caramel, raspberry, cocoa, or whatever your little heart desires.