Find a bag of the finest coffee beans on earth

Measure out 50g Upgraded Coffee

Grind as fine as possible

Put in a French Press

Boil and add ~400ml filtered water

Add 45g Unsalted Grassfed Butter & 15ml Medium Chain Triglycerides to blender

Press French Press, add brewed coffee to blender

Blend until consistent, put into your chosen godly brown essence receptacle. Consume like a boss.