Name: How to make a turkey pita for a kid or yourself
Ingredients: Cheapo lunch meat style turkey breast; Ranch dressing; Pita bread; Lettuce if you wanna get fancy!

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Simple enough. You can put lettuce on it, but in my day kids didn't eat vegetables. I was a teenager before I let anybody put a tomato on my hamburger.
Open up the pita...
Stuff it with turkey...
Lots of ranch on top and you're done.
I include this one only in the spirit of documentary! The best adult variation is to add romaine & do something extra with the dressing. You could smash some avocado in there, or chipotle or whatever.
 Cheapo lunch meat style turkey breast
 Ranch dressing
 Pita bread
 Lettuce if you wanna get fancy!

How to make a turkey pita for a kid or yourself

Growing up, my sister and I had strange taste. This is what we ate instead of PB&J. To this day, this is still my favorite sandwich.