How to make a sandwich

Take the two slices of bread and butter them

Take a slice of ham and lay it on one of the slices of bread

Put marmite on the ham with either the spoon or the knife

Put an even amount of cheese on the marmite

Put a spoonful of chutney onto the cheese

Put bovril onto the chutney

Take the second slice of cheese and put it on the top of the first slice

Eat your sandwich and make sure you enjoy it