How to make a real live unicorn!

Buy a white donkey some place that sells them

Find a plastic ring and attach a wooden dowel to the inside then drill four holes around the edge of the ring and tie fishing wire to each hole

Make a cone out of some cardboard

Mix up some plaster and fill cardboard cone

Insert dowel and plastic ring into plaster

Cut a swivel shape into the dried plaster

Feed donkey many ginger snaps while attaching horn to his head

Paint horn some color then tie around neck (he didn't let me put it on his forehead :(