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Figure out why they are hibernating
Approach them slowly, as they may bite. Warning: It is not my fault if you are injured in this process
Sit by them
Cuddle and pat back of subject.
They may try to go back to hibernation…do NOT let them.
Yell at them until they sit up.
Now you have fixed your hibernating subject.
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I like belly buttons and York Peppermint Patties. And York Peppermint Patties shaped like belly buttons. I am not normal.