How to have an awesome dog

Find desired dog online. I suggest DFW Cocker Spaniel Rescue.

Purchase necessary dog accessories. Use another stuffed animal or pillow pet as a stand in.

Visit located awesome dog at his foster home and woo him.

Take the awesome dog home and spoil him rotten.

Have him blessed by a local clergy person.

Take him for adventures.

Teach him the family history.

And give the handsome boy hugs and kisses every single day.