Have a class with him.
Tell him that his hair looks wonderful everyday.
Admire him from afar.
Get an iPhone and compare it with him.
Proceed to compliment him on his taste in music.
Buy a t-shirt from him.
Pay for the t-shirt on the first day possible.
Join golf club.
Make sure you compliment him on his swing.
Compliment his choices of hand sanitizer a and note how his hands always smell delicious.
Be sure to sound like a total creeper when you say it.
Tell him that his teeth are as white as snow.
Compliment his taste in fashion.
Go out and buy clothes like him (make sure to use all of your parent's money.
Notice and compliment him when he gets a haircut.
Get a haircut just like his.
Make fun of people with no hair in general.
Make fun of the lunch menu.
Wear collared shirts.
Always have a positive attitude.
When you finally realize just how cool Delorme is, then become him.
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