How to fix any laptop

So, that nice laptop that you bought from bestbuy needs some fixin', eh? Well, you've definitely come to the wrong, I mean RIGHT,! RIGHT place.

First your gonna want to remove the bottom cover

Hammer works best.

Wtf is that?

Oh golly. Look at all those viruses.

Jesus Christ look at them all! Somebody wasn't careful..

Well that doesn't look important , so we'll just hit it with the hammer.

Just rip that shit outta there.

Ohhh, squishy!!

You have to capture viruses with duct tape. Otherwise they'll leech on to you.

Don't know what that is.. Probably no importante..

Looks about right..

So, you got some stuff ripped out and it's time to install your new hard drive. Wonderful.

Instructions say to use screws to hold it in place.. Pshhhh... I don't think so.. Duct tape works just as well..

I guess I'll put this thing back in..

Perfect.

Got some screen cracks? No problem. Put some duct tape on and they'll disappear before your eyes.

Look at that! Just like new. No viruses, new hard drive. You won't need a new computer for YEARS!

Hope that helped you!