First try the obvious hiding places for eggs this time of year. I can see a golden reflection in my pen tray...
Success! The Easter bunny has laid an Easter egg in there the sneaky bastard.
Grab the egg before someone else does. If someone else sees the egg before you quickly break both their legs.
Lay the egg on your desk and pretend it's your boss's skull and gently press it till its flat as a pancake.
Open it up and let your mouth water in anticipation for chocolatey goodness that resembles your boss's crushed skull.
Eat it quick before your co-worker with the broken legs grabs it!
And finally dispose of the egg wrapper and hope the Easter bunny lays another egg on your desk next Easter or maybe at Christmas if you've been good and he is confused as to what season it is.
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