First you want to go to KFC and ask for the biggest BADDEST TASTIEST SLITHERIEST SLIMIEST GRECIEST FATTIEST chicken there is (The almighty kangaroo bukit)

You then want to get about 50 Salt and pepper packets and pour it in the kangaroo bukkit or your choice of chiken

FInally you want to stuff all the chicken inside your mouth and eat it like a starving gorilla

Finally you want to put the rubbish in the bin or if your really hungry eat the bones and boxes

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