How to eat a teddy graham

Eat a Teddy Graham

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Find a Teddy Graham. Steal one if needed. Teddy crimes have lenient penalties.

Pick up that sweet little bear. Use chopsticks if your manual dexterity affords you such extravagance.

Pick up that sweet little bear. Use chopsticks if your manual dexterity affords you such extravagance.

Introduce the Teddy Graham to the den of violence that is your mouth.

Introduce the Teddy Graham to the den of violence that is your mouth.

Grin with a smugness that is wholly undeserved.

Grin with a smugness that is wholly undeserved.

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