Ask child to prove they can crib - jump.
Call husband and mother in panic for solution as I'm NOT ready for roaming toddler. Say "Mom, WTF, you did not warn me about this". She says, get a crib tent or lock for his door on the outside".
Google to death the words "crib tent" and "safety" because no one cared about safety 30 years ago. Surprise - Amazon continues to meet my needs.
Crib tent arrive RUSH job via UPS
Child safely sleeping and no longer an escaped convict
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