How to create the ultimate man burger

Get two burgers and flatten them

When they are flat stuff them with what you want. I used 3 cheeses and bacon

This is what is should look like on the top. It weighs well over a pound

Next get your bacon weave on

This is the final size of our bacon weave. It was about 7 x 7 bacon strips

Fold the weave over your burger and try to get all the bacon ends tucked under each other so they are not hanging out

Make sure the end side is down when you put the burger on

Butter that shit with bacon grease. Butter is for pussies and Girl Scouts

Add more cheese to make a grill cheese

Then add even more cheese. That's mozzarella Swiss and cheddar cheese on the bun and in the burger

This is what the burg is lookin like

More bacon grease

Bacon fried eggs

Too much cheese in the grill cheese

The man-sterpiece

3 pounds of manly greasy goodness

And the inside. Enjoy!!