First crack open a cheeky little red

Stir (for best results stir cack handed)

Stir a bit faster

Attack a gingerbread man with a little white sword

Add a large glug of oil from a small oil bottle

"How big is a large glug?"

Take a well deserved sip of grape wine

Spoon out a 'dollop' of fritter stuff.... Again, cack handed works best.

Drop the dollop into the glug

Snap, crackle, pop.... "Ouch, you bugger!"

Sweetcorn Siciliy