How to cook sweet corn fritters

Cook Sweet Corn Fritters

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INGREDIENTS

First crack open a cheeky little red

First crack open a cheeky little red

Stir (for best results stir cack  handed)

Stir (for best results stir cack handed)

Stir a bit faster

Stir a bit faster

Attack a gingerbread man with a little white sword

Attack a gingerbread man with a little white sword

Add a large glug  of oil from a small oil bottle

Add a large glug of oil from a small oil bottle

"How big is a large glug?"

"How big is a large glug?"

Take a well deserved sip of grape wine

Take a well deserved sip of grape wine

Spoon out a 'dollop' of fritter stuff.... Again, cack handed works best.

Spoon out a 'dollop' of fritter stuff.... Again, cack handed works best.

Drop the dollop into the glug

Drop the dollop into the glug

Snap, crackle, pop.... "Ouch, you bugger!"

Snap, crackle, pop.... "Ouch, you bugger!"

Sweetcorn Siciliy

  • Sweetcorn and batter and some other stuff