First crack open a cheeky little red
Stir (for best results stir cack handed)
Stir a bit faster
Attack a gingerbread man with a little white sword
Add a large glug of oil from a small oil bottle
"How big is a large glug?"
Take a well deserved sip of grape wine
Spoon out a 'dollop' of fritter stuff.... Again, cack handed works best.
Drop the dollop into the glug
Snap, crackle, pop.... "Ouch, you bugger!"
- Sweetcorn and batter and some other stuff