Emphasize letter "R". Be a tiger.
Forget about "TH" sound, you are RUSSIAN ONLY "Z".
Say "V" instead of "W". V for vodka.
Always carry a dead fish with you.
You need to have your own bear.
Drink as much as you can.
The end! Now you are Russian! Done by and Arian with Dmitry's help.
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