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Emphasize letter "R". Be a tiger.

Forget about "TH" sound, you are RUSSIAN ONLY "Z".

Say "V" instead of "W". V for vodka.

Always carry a dead fish with you.

You need to have your own bear.

Drink as much as you can.

The end! Now you are Russian! Done by and Arian with Dmitry's help.