How to be roman

Drink wine & woo the ladies

Wear no shirt + play counterstrike + drink corona

Transform in to green Santa Claus on halloween

Lounge all day every day

Drink beers + wear no shirt

Unlimited sushi + rose every night

Photobomb pics

Look uncomfortable in sunlight

Cook meat patties + wear Colombian drug lord outfit

Look like a cute cuddly teddy bear

Only buy soap at bath and body works

Drink corona every day

Wear Prada stunna shades

Take pics with cute girls

Dance aggressively

Send scandy snapchats

Drink beer on trains

Hang out on beach

Have gremlin slaves feed you

Wear fedoras