How to bake margarita cookies :)

Bake Margarita Cookies :)

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INGREDIENTS

Gather

Gather

Add butter,shortening, eggs, sugar, and vanilla.

Add butter,shortening, eggs, sugar, and vanilla.

Mix it like a bitch!

Mix it like a bitch!

Add flour and crack.. I mean baking powder...

Add flour and crack.. I mean baking powder...

Stir it... Then when you get lazy mix it..

Stir it... Then when you get lazy mix it..

Should look like cookie dough... :O crazy eh?

Should look like cookie dough... :O crazy eh?

Get some wax paper..

Get some wax paper..

Fondle it cause is been naughty.. It's been a naughty naughty piece of dough!

Fondle it cause is been naughty.. It's been a naughty naughty piece of dough!

Put it in a condom (wax paper) and put it in the fridge for aboot an hour..

Put it in a condom (wax paper) and put it in the fridge for aboot an hour..

Put sugar in a bowl.. And zest a lime on top..

Put sugar in a bowl.. And zest a lime on top..

Put the salt on top

Put the salt on top

And fondle it! Everything needs to be fondled..

And fondle it! Everything needs to be fondled..

Add some purty sugar if you want.

Add some purty sugar if you want.

Like this stuff..

Like this stuff..

Preheat oven to 400° and bake for about 6-8 minutes..

Take your stabbing knife that you cleaned this morning and cut that dough! Like a boss..

Take your stabbing knife that you cleaned this morning and cut that dough! Like a boss..

About that thick

About that thick

Throw it in the party sugar

Throw it in the party sugar

And throw that little ho down!

And throw that little ho down!

Finished product...

Where's the alcohol you may be asking? I dip mine in Malibu rum, but you can dip them in what ever you please!

Where's the alcohol you may be asking? I dip mine in Malibu rum, but you can dip them in what ever you please!

  • 3/4c Shortening (part butter or margarine) soft
  • 1.0c Sugar
  • 2.0 Eggs
  • 1.0tsp Vanilla
  • 1/2c Flour
  • 1.0tsp Baking powder
  • 1.0 Lime zest
  • 1/2c Sugar
  • 2.0tsp Salt
  • Big bottle of the alcohol of your choosing